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I know that lots of sites are doing April Fools gags today, but I would rather talk about Terry Pratchett’s wonderful creation Discworld which overall is funnier than most of the pranks going on. In all it comes to about 40 books these days, with hopefully at least a few more waiting to make it into our hands. From the first story The Color Of Magic to the most recent release Raising Steam, they are every one of them poking fun at all aspects of small mindedness, bureaucracy, prejudice, and superstition. There are a large number of wonderful recurring characters that you will find yourself relating to, often because they make up the limited number of sane people (and sane not-people) to be found in a given tale. They tend to come in groups, like the City Watch, the Witches, Ahnk-Morpork, the Wizards, and Death (yes, Death is both an individual and a group; see Soul Music, or perhaps The Death Of Rats).

The Discworld universe is in a steampunk/fantasy branch of the Multiverse, where wizards and engineers have an equal hand in creating the future, and humans share the land with a full range of other races, including Golems, Vampires, Dwarves, and Igors (the last very handy if you are suddenly in need of transplanted organs and limbs). Figuring out which order you should read the books in can be difficult, I recommend using the group approach. Go to the Novels chart on Wikipedia to find the earliest story instance of each group. Read each one of them, and I feel confident one of them will become an instant favorite, even if you don’t particularly care for the others. Then read through all of the novels in that group; by the time you finish that set, you will have met enough of the characters and picked up enough of the background for the other groups that you will know which one you want to read next. You can also read them in story-line chronological order for each group, either method will do nicely.

Sooner or later you will have read everything he has written about Discworld, but do not despair! He has written other stuff, including an excellent collaboration with Neil Gaiman. And there are four Discworld TV miniseries released on DVD, 15 stage plays have been published, two feature length animations have been created, a number of fan productions from around the world have been released into the wild, and a ton of radio plays of the stories have been recorded by the BBC and others for you to enjoy as well. There are several projects in production, including a 13 episode TV series about The Watch, a miniseries of Unseen Academicals, and the fan production of Troll Bridge. Once upon a time Sam Raimi was going to do a feature film from The Wee Free Men for Sony, but that fell through. All is not lost though, because Rhianna Pratchett announced she was going to pick up the project instead.

I picked up Terry Pratchett’s Raising Steam when I was in the UK for the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary celebration last November, it is a wonderful book you really ought to read. Now they have put together a great little collection of the characters and objects from that story as PDF files that you can download, print, cut out, and fold into their 3D likenesses. Hop on over to Raising Steam 3D and get your free downloads, so you can create your own collection. Thanks to Jenn for the heads up on this one.

In the fall of 1965 I received the latest copy of The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction in the mail, and found inside it a story by Roger Zelazny, an author I had never heard of before. The story was . . . And Call Me Conrad, renamed to This Immortal when it came out in book form the following year, and it blew me away. I must not have been the only one, since it won a Hugo for Best Novel at the 1966 World Science Fiction Convention (Zelazny won a total of 6 Hugo’s and 3 Nebula’s in his career) which it shared with Frank Herbert’s Dune. Earth was devastated by a nuclear war, and only a few million humans survived when the aliens invaded the planet, taking it over. Among the people fighting for Earth’s freedom was the god Pan, or perhaps just a long-lived mutant with mortal children. That was only the first of many masterpieces, which included Lord of Light, Isle of the Dead, Today We Choose Faces, Doorways in the Sand, Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming, and so many more. Besides all the other awards he won, I should probably mention that A Rose for Ecclesiastes was included in Visions of Mars: First Library on Mars, a DVD on board the Phoenix Mars Lander in 2008.

But if he had a single body of work that stood out above the rest, it had to be The Chronicles of Amber. In this multiverse there are only two true worlds: Amber, and the Courts of Chaos. All the myriad worlds between them, including our own version of Earth, are but shadows reflecting combinations of aspects of those two. The royal families of those two realms hold the power to walk the shadows, find the world that holds closest to their heart’s desire, and use the peoples and technologies/magics of that parallel timeline in the ongoing war for supremacy over all existence. Even with the amazing scope of the reality posited for the premise behind the location of the story, at its core this is still all about the relationships between all the people and gods involved with the struggle, and how they change and evolve over time. You should grab all 10 volumes of the original series (from your library or from your bookseller doesn’t matter, as long as you get them) and read them from beginning to end. I suspect you will decide it was time well spent once you do, and if you want more there are some additional works available.

There had been talk of the Wild Cards shared universe series being made into a TV show. It was to be a joint project between Universal Studios and Syfy, with Melinda Snodgrass doing the screenplay and her and George R. R. Martin executive producing the series. That announcement came out in 2011, and I haven’t heard a single mention of it since, so my hopes are getting pretty faded now. That is a shame, because the Wild Cards books are my favorite shared universe (the short stories) and mosaic novels, and was one of the first portrayals of super heroes as if they were real people with all the real life baggage that entails. Authors in the first 1986 volume included George R. R. Martin, Howard Waldrop, Roger Zelazny, Walter Jon Williams, Melinda M. Snodgrass, Lewis Shiner,Victor Milan, Edward Bryant, and John J Miller. They re-released the original Wild Cards I in 2010 in an expanded edition with new stories from a handful of authors, including Carrie Vaughn. Volume 23 of the series is coming out soon, and it continues to be excellent.

The premise of the series is simple; aliens from outer space want to take over the Earth with all the buildings and infrastructure intact, but without all those pesky Humans around to dispute ownership with them. Or perhaps one renegade Mad Scientists from the aliens wants to use the human race as a testing ground to see how the virus they have created to rewrite DNA actually spreads through a live population. I tend to remember it both ways, since one plot line seemed to be the hidden agenda behind the other. Either way, a space ship arrived to carpet bomb the world with the infection just after WWII has ended. Except… WWII has just ended, and War In The Skies is something humans have gotten pretty good at. Especially Jet Boy, a normal person who has become, in Batman-esque fashion, the most dangerous person in the air. When the ship arrives at Earth and begins the bombing run, he immediately recognizes an attack pattern and starts fighting back. It is destroyed, but not before it drops a single viral bomb on NYC, and they both fall burning from the sky.

The sole virus delivery bomb to reach the ground wrecks unimagined destruction and havoc on the population of the City That Never Sleeps. 99 out of every 100 people die outright. Of the 1% of the survivors, 99 out of every 100 of them become Jokers, with twisted mutant bodies looking not very human at all, although about half of them have some power to compensate them for their loss. The final 1% of 1% become Aces; people with normal or enhanced appearance, and some superpower they can use for themselves. They break down another layer deep, because they are, after all, people. Some become heroes and champions of justice, some become villains, and others are only in it for themselves; like everyone through the ages, they have to decide who they each want to be.

I should mention that my favorite character from this series is Croyd, The Sleeper, and that he was created by one of my favorite authors, Roger Zelazny. Croyd isn’t like any other Joker or Ace; they are all who they are. Croyd, on the other hand, is only who he is at the moment. Once he falls asleep, he could wake up as anyone, Joker or Ace or Human, and that gives him a flavor no one else in this shared universe has. It also gives him a problem no one else has, with its own set of issues; such as being terrified of falling asleep, since he never knows who or what he might wake up as. The solution he usually chooses for that problem is to consume massive amounts of no-doze and other sleep avoiding chemicals, which has its own drawback. After the first 48 to 72 hours of being awake, one’s mind starts to get a bit flaky. When you hit one week of being awake, you have begun to enter the realm of the psychotic, and things go rapidly downhill from there. So even when he starts out as one of the Aces with full superpowers and an intention of doing only good, within a week or so he is doing demented things with no rhyme or reason, and LOTS of unintended consequences.

And that is just one character and his basic issues. Wait until you meet Tom Tudbury, the Great and Powerful Turtle, who’s lineage appears as the House of Tudbury in George’s Game of Thrones series. Every author who came to play in the Wild Cards shared universe created one or more characters, and every character was a human being first with all that might entail, and a hero or monster second, using their abilities to write their personal self large on the world stage.

You can, of course, read any book in the series as a stand alone volume, but you will get a lot more out of it if you gather a selection of the books in a specific subset and read them all in a row. For myself, I would recommend starting with the first one in the set, Wild Cards, and then continuing through the next 9 volumes. If you have done that already, grab the second set starting at volume 11 and read from there. Often a set of 3 book will tell a complete story, even when it is a subset of a larger arc; each book is self contained, but the first 3 books are a single story, residing inside the first 10 book story arc, as an example.

Want to read a few of the stories online for free, before you decide if you should dive into this shared universe? Tor has made a number of them available, so here are a few to check out:

When We Were Heroes by Daniel Abraham
The Rook by Melinda Snodgrass
Ghost Girl Takes Manhattan by Carrie Vaughn
The Elephant in the Room by Paul Cornell
The Button Man and the Murder Tree by Cherie Priest

Drop by George R. R. Martin’s Blog to catch up on a lot of the news and ongoing details.

This is more about the author and his books than the movie; perhaps I should call it Something To Read? I have been waiting for a decade or so for them to turn Dean Koontz’s wonderful character Odd Thomas into a movie, and I have heard about them doing so for the last few years. It has finally gotten beyond the rumor stage; a week from Friday, this one hits the big screen! The delay was caused by some legal issues between film making partners which should never have gotten in the way. From the trailer it looks like they have built the perfect film version of the first book in the series, and I am keeping my fingers crossed that they pull the box office numbers necessary to allow them to continue cranking out the entire collection of stories for our viewing enjoyment!

Have you read the Odd Thomas books or graphic novels? Oddy is a short order cook working the breakfast crowd at the grill, because that simple job allows him to zen out and let his mind come up with the proper solutions to help the various dead who appear to him. They don’t speak to him, for the dead do not talk. But they do make him aware of what their problems are, so he can help them. Most often they are looking for Justice, to have their killer stopped so they can not kill others. Sometimes they just need to be reassured they will be remembered, or that their mother knows how much they loved her, or maybe they just need that final ball to fetch. Odd Thomas has been seeing the dead since he was a child, and he is finally beginning to figure out how he can best serve them.

Dean R Koontz is a unique writer because his genre is horror, and his message is about how beautiful the world is, and how wonderful most of the people in it are, and most of all how full of hope and love even the most terrifying situation is. I never liked horror until I started reading this author. Actually, I still don’t like horror, but when the story carries this strong a message about how the world is right and good when good people stand up against evil, how could I not like it? The other series Dean does that impresses the hell out of me is his Frankenstein set, where Victor is trying to reduce people to slaves/robots, and not just a couple of folks, but entire cities and states. Meanwhile, the first Monster he created is still alive a few hundred years later, has learned the trick of quantum teleportation from the Dali Lama, and is out to save humanity from him with the help of some New Orleans cops, a sentient cancer tumor, and the 10th clone of Victor’s first wife. Trust me when I say Dean will always take you on a fun ride with lots of surprising stops along the way and will always leave you grinning ear to ear when you finally get to your destination.

This Flash Fiction contest is 3 Minute Futures, and they are looking for someone to write a short, powerful story. The world renowned science fiction author Kim Stanley Robinson will select the winner, and Star Trek actress Gates McFadden will direct the To the Best of Our Knowledge productions into a finished radio play, with the help of LA’s Ensemble Studio Theatre. The competition runs until March 1st, 2014, be sure to Submit Your Entry before then! Thanks to Boing Boing for the heads up on that one… and just how many of you actually remember Gerald McBoingBoing, the namesake for that site?