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Skyline was not well received in part because Earth lost to the alien invaders. To me that wasn’t the point of the movie, but just part of the backdrop; the story was abut never giving up, even when they rip the spine and brain out of your body to use as spare programmable automation parts. I also thought that having humans be one of the resources the invasion was plundering the planet for was a realistic touch. It wouldn’t be cost effective to attack across interstellar distances if you did not maximize your return by utilizing everything you could from the target, and the processing power in the human brain still outstrips any computer we have managed to build so far. Odds are good their programming techniques would use far more than the 10% of the brain that most people are stuck with. A related film coming out on DVD this week, Battle of Los Angeles, I believe is the version from the Syfy Channel TV Movie production team, and not the one that hit the theaters a few weeks back.

This weeks documentary pick is the Walking Dead Girls, with George A. Romero, Lloyd Kaufman, and Bruce Campbell telling all about the rise of sexy bimbo zombies in America’s film culture. Even though I am not a horror fan, I had to mention this one for the silly factor alone.

For the younger crowd, Adventures of a Teenage Dragonslayer includes a wicked vice-principal, an evil dragon, a magical troll, and a 12 year old protagonist. Despite the title, the target audience appears to be noticeably younger than teenagers. Targeting that same audience, Arthur and the Invisibles 2 & 3: The New Minimoy also gets released on disk this week. It can be no surprise that the latter production is the superior product, since it comes from Luc Besson.

In anime, Bleach Uncut Box Set 8 comes out this week, bringing the US releases of the mostly human soul reaper team up to episode 151. One that looks like a lot of fun is Melancholy of Haruhi-Chan Suzumiya & Nyoron Churuya-san. This one started life as a Dojinshi, or fan-created manga, usually put together by a small team of fans, printed in limited runs, and sold at the huge Manga fests they run in Tokyo. This particular series was a parody of the original, done in small 4-panel single page segments, and it became so popular over there that it got picked up by Kodokawa and turned into an Anime series. Fair warning, the characters in this series are done in that terminally cute little-people Anime style known to cause kawaii overdoses in the sugar sensitive.

Also out this week, Ghost Sweeper Mikami Collection 3 continues the story of the money-hungry exorcist and her perverted sidekick as they use their considerable talents to satisfy their own personal desires. Finely, Kanokon: The Complete Series will finally become available. This one was supposed to follow the normal distribution path, first releasing three DVD volumes over the course of 6 months to a year (last year), and then coming out with the box set. But the second and third volumes were delayed to the point where Media Blasters finally announced they would just release the whole thing in a single package and price it low enough that those of us who bought volume 1 separately would not be punished for it. The story line is simple an familiar; boy (Kouta) transfers to new high school, meets girl Fox Deity (Chizuru) and rival girl Wolf Deity (Nozomu), both of whom want him for their own. Trust me when I say the normal high school male is helpless before two human girls in this kind of situation. When the women in question are both goddesses I give no odds on the boy surviving, let alone making a coherent decision about which one to be with. Obviously, this one is a comedy.

The new Simon Pegg and Nick Frost movie Paul will be on the big screen tomorrow (or possibly midnight tonight, depending on where you live), and they have been all over the place promoting it this week. This is one of the things they got up to while filming the program; an impromptu parody of a classic scene from the original Star Wars movie. Thanks to e folka College Humor for this one.

The new Super 8 trailer gives you a taste of what to expect from this collaboration between J. J. Abrams and Steven Spielberg. The film itself will hit the big screen on June 10th. To almost no-ones surprise, once more J.J. buried some clues in the video, including a link to the Super 8 Editing Room. Once there you can turn on the projector and watch the few clips already posted, although it looks like they intend to add a bunch more over time until you get a small little self contained movie. If you have a video editor that allows you to step through the trailer a frame at a time you will find some interesting still photos at the end of it as well.

We have several good choices this time around, with the action/adventure selection being Limitless. The premise is simple; what if taking a drug allowed you to use 100% of your mind, rather than the usual 10%, but came with some brutal side effects. Everything in this film evolves from that simple starting point, and between De Nero and the trailer, I am figuring this for a must see.

The comedy winner this week is Paul, another Simon Pegg/Nick Frost humor extravaganza. They play two nerds on holiday going to Area 51 on holiday, where they run into space alien slacker Paul, who is trying to escape.

In limited release another action comedy looks tasty; Dao Jian Xiao, with the English title The Butcher, The Chef, And The Swordsman. Three interrelated stories involving various bladed objects made from melted down legendary swords with minds of their own, and the extreme emotions of the people wielding them. As you might suspect, this import is from Hong Kong.

If you are in the mood for a documentary, Nostalgia for the Light will be in limited release, telling the story of Astronomers looking for clues on the origin of life from the Atacama Desert in Chile.

Hereafter is a story of three people touched by Death in different ways. Matt Damon is the Psychic who doesn’t want to speak with those who have passed over any more, while others need his gift to understand what has happened to them. Strangely enough, this movie was directed by Clint Eastwood. Interplanetary is a low budget independent film in which everyone on Mars dies. You have to be a B movie horror fan for this one, I am afraid, as well as Sharktopus, which at least had a few names I have heard of involved.

I consider it a bit strange that I didn’t find any live action genre TV series coming out this week, but it had to happen sooner or later.

In Anime, D. Gray-Man: Season Two is the story of young exorcist Allen Walker, and the ghosts and demons he must battle to save humanity. Weighing in at 103 episodes (so far), if you like this one you can be comforted knowing there is more to come. Also, Gunslinger Girl: Complete Collection is hitting the shelves in a single box set, all 13 episodes plus the OVA’s, for less than $50. You should shop around for something noticeably less than $50, because you can pick up the 13 episode series for $29, and the OVAs for $9, or a combined price of $38.

Most everything being mentioned here today is from Japan, so I must start by telling you you can watch NHK live online, in English, to keep up to the minute on developments in what is the worst earthquake to ever strike that country. My heart goes out to everyone hurt or with with family killed in this disaster.

Today is the leading edge of Global Shinkai Day, the Fan-invented celebration of Anime creator Makoto Shinkai. In honor of this Crunchyroll is streaming three of his best works online: 5 Centimeters Per Second, Voices of a Distant Star, and The Place Promised in Our Early Days. These are amazing movies (one feature length, and two shorter pieces) that are quite different than you would be expecting if you haven’t seen one of his masterpieces before. His stories only ever have one subject; the human heart. The day itself is tomorrow, the 12th, but the viewing runs throughout the weekend. Trust me when I say you want to catch them before they evaporate off the server.

Also the Anime Network has added a lot of new content to their portal on Hulu. Some of the new titles include Hell Girl (Seasons 2 and 3), High School of the Dead, and Tayutama: Kiss on My Deity, to name but a few. On their primary site they just launched Akane Iro ni Somaru Saka, an Anime rendition of a VN Game (Visual Novel Game, think interactive semi-animated comic book game). The subject matter of the series is not what I usually track, but because of the source media type this one is developing in directions I had never expected, and so promises to be worth checking out.